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Best. Gift. Ever. WHO WANTS COUPONS?

Fri Dec 25, 2009, 7:54 PM
As you all know, my Grandma Jane (Dad's mum) gets everyone presents from garage sales. There's always that one gift that make everyone shit themselves. Last year, it was love cuffs (for me) the year before that it was a feather sword (for my brother).

This year I got coupons...for LOVE!

I'll write one out just to give an example.

"This is an "Expand Your Sexual Horizons" Coupon. You get to ask the coupon-issuer to participate in a sexual activity that is slightly outrageous or positively scandalous."

Now either my Grandma didn't flip through this 62 coupon booklet (there's only 61 O.O) or she thinks I'm a porn star. I also got a pair of blindfolds with princesses on them.

I slept over my Dad's for the first time in 5 years last night, it was fun watching he and my step mum take presents down stairs. They were all in my closet, my room is sorta an attic but it's finished.

I got a lot of cool gifts, such as my Sabre's jersey (GO MILLER #30) and an Ipod touch.

Hope everyone had a fantastic Christmas, happy holidays!

  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
  • Reading: Coupons for Love

I can die happy now, seriously strike me down!

Journal Entry: Sat Nov 28, 2009, 9:14 PM


Oh my God.

My mother is amazing.

I had my 16th birthday party today and I was in total awe when I arrived.

The party was held at a Yacht Club, 15 of my closest friends would be there, and I assumed we would just hang and dance.

I walk in and my entire family was there, along with my friends! My Dad and Mom were in the same room, how often does THAT happen?

Apparently it was being planned for at these 3 weeks prior, I started bawling when I walked in.

Ooo! And guess who was on my cake.

Katara of the Water Tribe!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!

I got so much cool stuff and racked up 515 dollars!!!!

And my birthday wasn't even today, it's tomorrow! According to my Great Grandma, I have one surprise left and it's huge. Car? Lol jk

  • Mood: Awestruck

New Story.

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 27, 2009, 11:26 AM


I just released the first chapter of my newest story "Freezing Heat"

[link]

Please review and if you don't have a Fanfiction.com account, then comment below!

Did everyone have a nice Thanksgiving? I certainly did.

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Cello's

Devious Journal Entry

Journal Entry: Thu Nov 26, 2009, 7:55 AM


So I'm on MySpace and I see this app that says "FIND OUT WHO YOUR GOING TO MARRY!" so I click it and apparently I married Dante Basco in Santorini Greece and we will have two kids.

Hmmm.

I'm not complaining ;D Lol

OMG YO GABBA GABBA IS IN THE MACY'S DAY PARADE! LETS GET THE SILLIES OUT BITCHES!!!

Hope everyone has a fantastic Thanksgiving, eat plenty of Turkey and pumpkin pie. Mmmm pumpkin pie.

<3

  • Mood: Joy
  • Watching: The parade

Happy Turkey Day!

Journal Entry: Thu Nov 26, 2009, 7:49 AM


It's not really a happy day if your a vegetarian though aha.

But seriously Happy Thanksgiving!!!

  • Mood: Joy
  • Watching: The parade

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